[Journal Post]

[whitrthanwhite]

Benefits to possible physical deaging:

More energy
Less aching
I'm pretty sure I can hear at a higher audio frequency.
I can keep up with the kids

Downsides to possible physical deaging:

I keep getting carded on liquor
My new hires at C&C keep trying to ban me from the store
New clients keep trying to show me out of meetings
Wedge heels and jewelry keep making me "look like a girl playing dress up"
I keep being told to go work at a non-existent salon or play at a convenience store parking lot and 'let the adults talk'

??? to possible physical deaging:

I am creating a crater sized hole in my budget on boba tea and soda and candy, and I can't stand bitter food anymore.

I guess my point is:

Don't get eaten by a demon and let your friend give you a new body that's 10 years younger.

Comments

[becomeanwarrior]

...Do you want me to try and sneak more bitter flavors into dinners so you can get used to the taste again?

[whitrthanwhite]

Please.

Just don't be offended if I scoop it into the trash or complain.

[becomeanwarrior]

I'm going to retain my right to tease you about it. But I promise I won't be offended.

...I'm sure there's ways we can make you seem more adult while looking young, it's not like people who look as young as you don't aren't successful and mature all the time.

[whitrthanwhite]

I know. I know.

But then I get bored and frustrated and tired of working and start whining.

[becomeanwarrior]

Well, yes. You... might need to build your patience back up a bit.

But it'll be an adventure!

[whitrthanwhite]

I'd rather adventure my way to the convenience store and buy aluminum foil and play with marbles.

[observershikou]

... You should really do something about the new hire orientation if they keep doing that.

[whitrthanwhite]

Oh?

Though. I think it's half a curse.

[observershikou]

I would think that any new hires at this point would be familiarized with who works and owns the business.

A curse is one thing, but they should be taught better.

[whitrthanwhite]

They are.

The problem is they only register Ai as the boss, and their brains skip a beat and I'm either a shoplifter or her niece visiting. And they compliment me on what nice clothes I have and how mature I look for my age.

Mrrgh.