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[whitrthanwhite]

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OOPARTS, Shikou, Shian, Jinn, and Anyone Else of Interest Replying



Suguru, honey.

Can you launch my husband into the air again like you did to Onni for Gina's situation.

And then launch yourself into the air for good measure.

And then can someone put me into custody at OOPARTS's D.D. Jail Cells or whatever, as I feel I'm potentially a threat to others, and would like to place myself into custody as an act of good faith, until Shian and/or Shikou can get in touch with me. Or Jinn or Onni or Judai can blow me up.

Also I'm now a material witness to Echo the Apocalypse.

If I'm being too subtle:

Ms. Funako ate me and Izzy and now we're in control of her body, plus-minus my impulse control seems like a reckless teenage girl's and wow my ethical standards feel like they dropped like a stone.

Please do not get into the Ship of Theseus/Trigger's Broom concerns PLEASE, or at least minimalize it.

As to Izzy for those unaware:

Separate Personality for the whole half Darklord Ixchel thing.

Comments

[remarkablerain]

... I don't think I can launch myself as easily, but I'll see what I can do.

Someone will be by soon to place you into custody since you seem to be admitting yourself in this case.

[whitrthanwhite]

Yes. I have enough common sense, that even though I wanna drive recklessly and be a bad girl aunt to my niece, that I'd REALLY like to ensure this doesn't go south.

[memoryistime]

Who and what??

[whitrthanwhite]

Jeweler at/near TOPS.

My husband and best friend decided it was a genius idea to let a demon from uh, the Really Really Bad Place That's Not Makai, run around with a ankle bracelet and eat squid.

Would it be too much to ask you, if at all possible, with probably coordination from Noriko, to either yank us out into another body, orrrrrrrr yell at Noriko to fuse enough human into me.

I will give you life time free clothes and jewelry in return.

[memoryistime]

... lemme get in touch with Noriko about this, yes.

[whitrthanwhite]

Okie dokie.

[memoryistime]

But also--

You're now a witness to that one that was sticking a weird brain unscrewing helmet onto those LDS employees?

[whitrthanwhite]

Yup! She-I were "friends" with Hibiki-Echo.

[becomeanwarrior]

...Well.

This isn't how I expected today would go.

I thought the jewelery store thing sounded weird, I would have at LEAST blabbed to Katie and Gina about it...

[remarkablerain]

After she gets placed into custody, apparently we're going to be going on an stratosphere trip.

I don't make the rules, sorry.

[becomeanwarrior]

You know, I'm going to take this as the good news that it is that Shiroko's personality was too much for Funako to eat and she made a very stupid decision attempting.

I also had other stuff today but I can clear my schedule for this.

[remarkablerain]

Wonderful. I'll be using you to brace for impact.

[whitrthanwhite]

You are on the couch for a month.

[becomeanwarrior]

...For what it's worth, I'm glad you're okay.

Not gonna deny I may have made some errors in judgment here but. I did not think she would try and eat you!

[whitrthanwhite]

HOW.

[theheadmonarch]

https://whitrthanwhite.dreamwidth.org/52366.html?thread=1778574#cmt1778574
Onni, thoughts, opinions, suggestions.

Your wife is mentally compromised, so a third party's input here is of value.

Also, there's likely no way to remove "Funako", without severely damaging Shiroko/Izzy's psyche. Think of her as a highly invasive fungus or kudzu vine.

[becomeanwarrior]

Mrrrghhhghhh. You know how I hate making these calls. I can at least... theoretically help with some of it.

...Of B and A, would it make more sense to attempt B and fall back to A if it fails, or try A and fall back to B if it fails.

If Funako is here to stay, it really doesn't make much sense to try any other option unless we absolutely have to.

[theheadmonarch]

A is my best option, but involves bribing Shian basically for life. And some level of the Shurilane taint is likely to follow over making Shiroko an Ixchel-Benten-Shurilane hybrid.

B I can do, but it's betting that overwhelming the nature of the thing she is works. The things from the First World, the Vast, etc. are basically paranoid narcassitic Boltzmann brains suffering from solipsism. And Shiroko is doing a huge effort to not be an asshole.

C is dangerous, it wouldn't be so bad, but Kudzuko.

D is very dangerous.

[observershikou]

... I always feel like I'm missing something, but now I know for certain.

What can be done here, exactly?

[Private to Shikou]

[whitrthanwhite]

Uh. I'm not sure if I'm confusing this with my niece's powers, but if she's a Dollar Store Knock-Off of you...

But uh, basically tell me to be Shiroko.

I know you don't like touching this stuff, but I'd really also like to not traumatize my 12...? year old niece? Who's very nice and sweet and sassy? That her aunt's ghost is piloting a hell beast?

Re: [Private to Shikou]

[observershikou]

I... definitely don't like doing that, but I understand this is a very... particular situation.

I can do that for you, yes.

Re: [Private to Shikou]

[whitrthanwhite]

Pretty much! I'm only asking as a matter of safety of absolute emergency, sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Yeah and if it doesn't stick and I go for your throat as a steak dinner, you have permission to do what you need to do, but I think knocking me unconscious be enough...?

[theheadmonarch]

So, Shian honked me.

A bit of a pickle here, dear.

[whitrthanwhite]

Ayup.

[theheadmonarch]

So whaddya want to do here.

A) We can yank you out of the current body into something more like you. (This or B strikes me as the safest).

B) We can shove humanity or Duel Spirits into you until you're more Human or Spirit than one of Those.

C) We can leave you as-is and you try to live with it.

D) I can try and cast world level magic to try and undo this from ever happening (this is very dangerous)

Someone can suggest items E or further, if they'd like.