[Private to Shian]

[whitrthanwhite]

Alright.

You win. You were right. I was being stubborn and stupid.

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[memoryistime]

... I'm taking it something happened.

[whitrthanwhite]

My bathroom turned into a sacrificial altar made of obsidian with a dagger that has Enochian written in it.

Also, the faucet now sings ominous Latin cords when I turn it on.

[memoryistime]

Well.

I guess if you were looking for a sign, that's about as blatant as you can get, huh.

[whitrthanwhite]

Yes.

So what do I do, before we all perish.

If you want me to be honest:

I honestly can't think of how to use magic. I'm literally too practical.

[memoryistime]

Well, here's an easy one at least.

Use magic to fix your bathroom consciously.

[whitrthanwhite]

I already called, booked and pre-paid a quality end plumber.

[memoryistime]

So you're gonna let a plumber see the sacrificial altar and all?

I mean. At least fix the Latin verses part.

[whitrthanwhite]

... You don't think that's wise?

[memoryistime]

I think a plumber is under no obligation to keep your identity secret or anything if they feel something is too weird. Also they might think this is outside of their actual experience.

... Really, I'd at least fix the faucet yourself. I don't think any amount of plumber work will fix that.

[whitrthanwhite]

I figured once he removed the skullheaded faucet it, that would fix the issue.

And I already put the knife away.

[memoryistime]

Well at least you had the sense to hide the knife.

Still. You should try.

[whitrthanwhite]

... I'll try and tell you how it works out.

[memoryistime]

Alright. Good luck.

[whitrthanwhite]

... It kind of worked but I'm not thrilled with the results.

[memoryistime]

... What were the results.

[whitrthanwhite]

It looks like the bathroom of someone with a major gothic preference who never grew up past high school.

It's more normal.

But. Very very occult/gothic looking still.

[memoryistime]

... At least it's now actually a bathroom?

[whitrthanwhite]

But it looks like I have awful taste.

And I'm some sort of occult goon.

[memoryistime]

Awful taste is a better impression to leave than "active cultist".

[whitrthanwhite]

I think this retains that but without it being quite as blatant.

So, what else am I supposed to use magic for.

Everything there probably is I'd rather just do it with hard work, because that's more 'real' and 'fair'.

And spiting my mother.