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[whitrthanwhite]

I come home from a Christmas dinner with Grandmom (who I swear is immortal), and I find there's a hole in the hotel penthouse.

And I need to talk to insurance claim adjusters.

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[observershikou]

... a hole?

[whitrthanwhite]

Hole. Big hole. Size of a small dragon or a jet sized hole. In the wall. Euphie and Akuma were with Noriko, so they have no idea.

The staff say they heard something explode hitting the wall.

Claims adjusters are saying this is going to jump insurance rates for the place.

[observershikou]

That's... highly troubling, you realize.

[whitrthanwhite]

That a Japanese Self Defense Force jet potentially smashed a hole through my wall?

[observershikou]

Yes, essentially.

[whitrthanwhite]

And also dislodged itself?

[becomeanwarrior]

Augh, you gotta be kidding...

[imajin_all_the]

No jokes, we have a nice new air vent where gothic stone used to be.