[Event Post]

[whitrthanwhite]

::So you're downtown and you pass by Shiroko's lot. Well, she's there. The rubble of her dumb base is gone, and instead it's just clear.

Except for the little red sports car, and Shiroko sitting in it in floofy pink-white clothes, sunglasses in her eyes, hair fluffed, and seems kind of annoyed as she tries to finish off a Popsicle.

Clearly you should ask her what's going on or reprimand her for being in an evil cult.::

Comments

[weavethebonds]

"Wut."

[whitrthanwhite]

::Just sitting in her car like a bimbo, suck suck suck.::

[weavethebonds]

"...Did I do this. I didn't do this somehow did I."

[whitrthanwhite]

Define "did I do this?". ::She sounds very miffy and frustrated.::

[weavethebonds]

"..Did I mess with your head, what is wrong, did something happen?"

[whitrthanwhite]

Oh nothing happened, just Noriko, Shikou and Erland are all pissed at you, I got called a bimbo like 50 times in one night, and Shikou's upset I got brainwashed.

So nothing's wrong, Susan. Everything's absolutely fine.

::Growls, pulling at her fluffed hair.::

[weavethebonds]

"...Who brainwashed you?"

[whitrthanwhite]

You!

[weavethebonds]

"When did I do that?!"

[whitrthanwhite]

When you made me fat, poor and in love with Shrieves!

[weavethebonds]

"I didn't brainwash you, we just had a talk!"

[whitrthanwhite]

The line between "talking" and "brainwashing" is extremely blurry with me! I suffer from a habit of entering into dis-associative and fugue states because of my childhood!

[weavethebonds]

"...I didn't know I could brainwash you while talking to you! I thought I at least needed a shiny coin!"

[whitrthanwhite]

No! You talk to me long enough on a subject, and frankly I might turn into whoever you want! You haven't figured that out!?

::Pulling at her hair.::

[weavethebonds]

"..No. Cause you're my friend and I like to think you're smart and special."

[whitrthanwhite]

I am smart. I'm probably special. But also have a mental disorder from basically years of abuse!

So right now, I just want to be a bimbo.

::Huffs and curls up into her car.::

[weavethebonds]

"..you're angry about something else right now though."

[whitrthanwhite]

... Like what? Near as I can tell, I'm mostly mad at you that you did this thing. ::Waves her hands flailingly.:: so. Retardedly.

[weavethebonds]

"I dunno what! and I did not! Okay maybe I did. But I don't think I did!"

[whitrthanwhite]

Well I don't want to see Erland, Shikou and Noriko talking shop while eating BBQ'd Susan, okay!?

[weavethebonds]

"...okay maybe I did go about this. dumbly. I just wanted a secret club!"

[whitrthanwhite]

... Susan, we're a bit old to have a secret club, don't you think? Also Shiyoko's husband is a yandere. And Shikou is very territorial.

[weavethebonds]

".....I think I'll just. Do the rest of this myself."

[whitrthanwhite]

... No, you're not. I'm going to help you, even if I think you're an i-idiot.

[weavethebonds]

"..But. but!"

She whiiines.