whitrthanwhite | (no subject)

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I had the worst dream in my life.

Is this gonna go somewhere weird and creepy.

I dreamed I was a terrible slutty bitch to people and seduced people and blew up people with evil puppets while dressing terribly

....

... Yes?

...

Yes.

That would be a very bad dream.

And when it was over, I woke up dressed like a stripper.

...Uh huh.

I think I'm going to hole myself up for a month or something.

..Why.

I feel dirty and unclean and I don't know why.

..That's good.

That you don't know.

... Susan, what are you not telling me.

...Nothing..

I wasn't born yesterday. Spill it.

none of that was a dream.

... ... ...

...

I'm calling our manager, and telling him I'm taking the next month off.

Then I'm going to find a way to put on weight and wear sweats.

...Why.

I must purge myself of impurities.

Isn't gorging and becoming a fat pear the opposite of that?

No. I must become pathetic to clean myself.

..Why.

Because I feel ashamed and I need to burn off the shame.

..By gorging and writing stories about magical unicorns.

... Who said anything about unicorns?

Well that's sad and pathetic.

No unicorns. I'm just shutting myself up in work and home, and not Dueling. I was ridiculous.

And I have to do a lot of apologizing.

Oh god, uugggh. It might be 2 months. Maybe 3.

..No.

No what?

No sad depressed thunder thighs Shiroko.

Not thunder thigsh, god.

Just. Plumper.

No, not again!

No sad depressed pear Shiroko watching Detective Conan!

... What's Detective Conan?

A cartoon.

Never heard of it.

But ugh. I'm still not going out for a while. I made a huge ass out of myself...

..So you have to give yourself one..?

Yes.

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