whitrthanwhite | (no subject)

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I think I should pack a gas mask or something when I go out trying to be a hero.

... A gas mask?!

Yes. I dueled this Duel Monster that has mind altering perfumes.

... Mind... Altering perfumes...?

Mind altering perfume.

One made Shikou indifferent. I believe two made Onni cold and bossy.

And two made me naggy and... cute?

... It's possible to be naggy and cute at the same time?

... Apparently?

... I didn't know that was possible.

Well, I was.

You could learn to hold your breath for five minutes!

What if the perfume lasts five minutes and 1 second?

...

I dunno.

... I'll get the Gas Mask.

... Am I a bimbo?

...Not really.

But I come off as one...?

You're very smart, but if you sort of lack common sense.

So if you're not doing work or something that makes your intelligence obvious it doesn't really show.

... Damnit.

What?

I don't like being seen as ... unintelligent. Keh.

Unintelligent isn't really the right wooooord...

Because you don't seem stupid.. just.. absentminded?

I don't like being seen as absentminded, then.

I don't know what to tell you.

...

..It's kind of endearing.

... How?

It's hard to explain.

Could you try?

I think if you tried to come off intelligent all the time you'd seem very cold.

It's endearing because it's human?

But I don't want to be found endearing because my mind wanders when I think about talking Shikou for dogwalks.

..Well maybe it's just me.

Try asking someone else?

Such as? And what am I asking them?

...I wonder if, when I eventually make a store, I could make money off of a professional "Hero's Essentials Kit" of some sort.

A gas mask would be part of that, of course.

... That might be a smart idea. What else would be in this kit?

Uh... Gas Mask. First aid kit. Easy fill-out forms that you can write down important memories and personality traits... tinfoil hat... and probably two sets of clothes, one boy, one girl, in case of accidental genderswap.

Anything ellse you can think of, feel free to contribute.

Seems useless. You should put in a swiss-army knife, an emergency Deck of Blackwing/X-Saber/Infernity/Lightsworn tier, Boots, Gas Mask, some basic provisions like candy and a water bottle, and a pair of brass knuckles. And a change of Unisex Underwear.

Your kit sounds like a "Going to Noriko" kit.

...Well. That...

okay that sounds better, yeah.

I really need to punish you for being an idiot, though.

Ehehe...

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